Sex toys, we’re guessing everyone knows what they are. For those who don’t, here’s a brief description: toys you use when having sex or intercourse. They don’t mean “use your wife’s dildo as a door stop” or “use your fake vagina as a towel holder.” “Hey, honey! Have you seen my butt plug? I can’t seem to find it and I’m unsure where it could be?” “Oh yeah, dear! It’s in the top of the bottle of wine. I couldn’t find the cork!” “Oh, OK! Did you wash it first?” “Hmmm, I don’t think so, no.” We’re unsure how to explain this so we’ll just go with: Here’s top 10 ways people have re-use sex toys around the home. Enjoy. Just thank an Imgur user for the images – minus the ideas hopefully. 10. Towel Holder . . . . 9. Door Stop . . . . 8. Orange Juicer . . . . 7. Pen Holder . . . . 6. Beer Holder . . . . 5. Wine Corker . . . . 4. Drain Plug . . . . 3. Lamp Stand . . . . 2. Drain Unblocker . . . . 1. Handbrake Handle . . . . We are sure this is now going to open the flood gates to TV programmes such as “Totally Unexpected Uses For Sex Toys” and a “House Sex Toys: Using Them Around The Home”. Just as long as we don’t go to our Grans and she has a butt plug where her orange juicer used to be.
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